cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Cattywompus

Created by sydney A describing word for something hairy or ugly.

Devin's butt lint is cattywompus

by Miss Jennifer... December 31, 2008

cattywumpus

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Cattywompus

It’s abbys

Girl #1: she’s a cattywompus
Girl #2: no no , it’s abbys

by Ana12342345;) April 24, 2019

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is Cattywampus.

by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

Cattywampus

Telling beaners to go back to mexico

HEY BEANER GO CATTYWAMPUS YOUR ASS BACK TO TACO LAND

by The White NigFuck July 11, 2019

cattywhompus

A child or teenage boy who speaks like a 60-year-old white male who isn't quite sure how to communicate properly with the world. he sighs a lot and acts like everyone around him is speaking a different language. a cattywhompus also writes excessive amounts of words. normally it's just his point repeated multiple times in different wording.

"Wow! He's such a cattywhompus."

by cattywhompus July 6, 2020