A revenge tactic in a prank war. Use coat hangers or wire to attach carp (or your fish of choice) to the undercarriage of a car. Most effective in the summer. After a few days the smell will be very noticeable but not obvious where it is coming from. It is the perfect prank because no permanent damage will be caused and it will not cost any money to the pranked other than maybe a few car washes.
We need to get Dave back for putting toothpaste under my door handles. I think he needs to get carped!
by UncleJon September 12, 2013
"Yo, you see that fine looking girl walk by." (Ugliest girl you've ever seen walked buy.)
"Dude, you're a carp."
"Dude, you're a carp."
by gmac-dawg December 16, 2007
🔥 If you love CANNABIS think CARPE CANNABIS.
🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries.
🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS
🔥 When you get that DANK scream out CARPE CANNABIS and enjoy the high with no worries.
🔥When your enjoying your HIGH think CARPE CANNABIS
by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019
Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.
by ChubbyD February 15, 2010
(v) seize the book.
Geeky variation of carpe diem to seize the book and not miss out. Derived to suit the book monsters inside us.
They are real for us.
Geeky variation of carpe diem to seize the book and not miss out. Derived to suit the book monsters inside us.
They are real for us.
Person A: I don't know if I should read this book. There are mixed reviews about it.
Person B: Just carpe librum. You won't regret knowing better.
Person B: Just carpe librum. You won't regret knowing better.
by puerille September 17, 2015
by Dasgay May 19, 2014
A shortened version of the original Latin phrase "Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero" meaning "seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future."
Commonly used to justify spontaneous behavior and to make the most out of today, because one doesn't know if they'll live to see tomorrow.
However, the actual phrase is not saying to ignore the future, but rather to do as much as one can now because they won't know if everything will fall into place in the long run.
Benefit yourself now, so it can pay off in the future.
The complete fucking opposite of YOLO.
Commonly used to justify spontaneous behavior and to make the most out of today, because one doesn't know if they'll live to see tomorrow.
However, the actual phrase is not saying to ignore the future, but rather to do as much as one can now because they won't know if everything will fall into place in the long run.
Benefit yourself now, so it can pay off in the future.
The complete fucking opposite of YOLO.
I should probably study for this calculus exam to help me become a civil engineer, unless I want to end up smoking crack in the back of the McDonalds parking lot. Carpe diem!
by vrls August 08, 2013