Carbon Capture

A government that has been captured by the fossil fuels industry for example the UK

Tarquin - I hear the UK government is going to use carbon capture, so your shares in those North sea oil companies are going to go through the roof.
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?

by fnard March 30, 2023

Audience Capture

Can't be captured by an audience you have no interaction with.

Hym "There are more important things than audience capture and social media and I will murder those things if my case is not heard."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Capture The Dream

The fantasy league above all other leagues. NFL, NBA, MLB, MLS, NASCAR, golf all pale in comparison to Capture The Dream Fantasy League. No honor is higher than being the current champion of Capture The Dream. Except for being commissioner of said league.

Dylan is the only one who truly deserved to win the Capture The Dream League this year.

by Kidneyboy187 December 20, 2022

regulatory capture

The current state of most of the U.S. government, in which regulatory agencies get controlled by the very groups they are supposed to be regulating.

The FCC is under regulatory capture by big telecom companies like Verizon and AT&T.

by _L.V._ October 29, 2018

rapture my capture

rapture my capture means pop my pinkie toe😉

wyatt totally raptured my capture last night// I want justin to rapture my capture again

by Poundkey March 1, 2019

Lyrical capture

A short film that contains rhyming poetry.

I enjoy watching an inspiring lyrical capture, while sipping on my morning coffee.

by RMD82 December 23, 2018

capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018