Captain Moonrays

A being from another world who slays women on a dailly basis.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.

Obama currently has the title of Captain Moonrays as he has slayed many women in his time.

by Captain Moonrays November 17, 2011

Captain Morgan

When a lady is relaxing in a hot tub and strikes a Captain Morgan pose next to a jet.

I caught Anastasia in the hot tub striking a Captain Morgan pose

by Anasexy Beaver Bitchens September 24, 2017

the captain morgan

having sex with a female while she is on the rag and pulling it out and wiping it on her lip and chin.

by ando July 23, 2003

Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 20, 2012

Captain Morgan

When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you

Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?

by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017

Captain modshot

Captain modshot is a well known ginger pikey in limerick Mainly the castletroy area. He is quite the edgy teen. Also known as mikey the ginger pikey.he likes to rob garden chairs preferably the plastic ones. Mikey has been doing kickboxing for 18 years. His enemy is Jack enright. His ally is alex ryan who is also his best friend.
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Captain modshot- fight me outside Tesco

by iLevrates July 24, 2018

Captain Morgan

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better

Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.

by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019