Cram Canning

When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".

Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.

-later-

Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.

by MBC/Hubbard April 2, 2010

Trash canning

The act of placing a trash can in the middle of a busy street int he middle of the night and watching a car unexpectedly strike it.

Travis - "hey man, remember when we went trash canning and that truck hit our roadblock and almost crashed?"

jason - "yea man, that was awesome"

Travis - "yea, it was awesome. Nest time we'll use your mom as the roadblock. After all, she is a cum dumpster."

by ROFL-Chopper February 3, 2010

Trash canning

While in a moving vehicle, a passenger will grab a trash can from someone's drive way and hold it whilst going down the street. After moving down a few houses, the passenger will then throw the trash can they are holding into someone else's trash can.

Kerry and Alicia went trash canning after leaving the IHOP.

by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Canning Tomatoes

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.

Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.

by historymanj July 31, 2011

Nick Canning

A simpleton, an absolutely failure in the game of life. Someone who would crash his scooter into a parked smart car. He who is a Nick Canning, is worse off than those aboard the Failboat... They crash land in the land of pure fail and writhe in the torment of a thousand fails.

"Haha, you suck!"
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)

by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

Soup-Canning

Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.

The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.

by NickKennedy October 27, 2008

Trash-Canning

An anti-social statement to one's sexual partner whereas the mark is forced to shit -as a laugh, hence the term: Trash-canning. Trash-canning is funny! An act of rectal plunging. Mind Games: When you want to think of an excuse to dump someone. Trash-canning is funny!

Mario was Trash-Canning Princess and succeeded in getting her to poop!

by Doll-Fish June 1, 2007