Calvin

A godlike ramen cooker.

Wow, have you seen Calvin? His ramen is really good.

by paintingYourFaceRn October 14, 2018

calvin

literally the cutest human ever everyone should love him bc he’s literally the best don’t feel special the calvin reading this it wasn’t for you

look it’s calvin i wish i was like him

by layla:(: April 30, 2020

Calvin

A guy who wholeheartedly loves Christa's with every ounce of his being

Gal#1: Damn look at that sexy mf over there!!!
Gal#2: oh him, that's Calvin, he belongs to that chic over there. She's Christa the sexy mother he is fucking.
Gal#1: they are soooooo lucky to have each other!!!

by Hanz Zarkov October 29, 2020

Calvin

A jew that supports any kind of people. He is such a caring France person

You know yesterday I met Calvin, he is a caring person

by Lolicornpop6969 November 2, 2020

Calvin

Calvin is of African, French, European, and American origin. Calvin means Extraordinary, Super; Funny, Smart, Strong, Intelligent, Wise, Loving, Loyal, Honorable, and Handsome. The nickname for Calvin is Val.

Calvin is the ultimate example of the perfect gentleman to all men.

by Val Zod-El February 9, 2022

Calvin

A comic character created by Bill Watterson who has a tiger for a best friend. He's super imaginative and invents crazy contraptions from cardboard boxes. He feels totally misunderstood at school and home, and often gets sent to the school psychiatrist for his outlandishly strange writing compositions. He is also the guy you see in the bumper stickers where something the person dislikes is getting peed on.

Frank: Dude, have you read Calvin and Hobbes? It's so cool!
Bill: No thanks man, that dark snowman humor creeps me out.

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016

Calvin

A weird white kid who doesn't wear underwear

What the fuck is that?

Oh that's just Calvin

by Ninja cowboy space wizard November 13, 2013