Calmcited

Two paradoxical feelings ( calm and excitement ) that come from finally getting something you always wanted.

" omg , when she finally agreed to go out with me, I was so calmcited!"

by Peterpentecost October 14, 2015

committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based

We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.

by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015

Committed the drisis

A person who used to be average that turned into a man that has a creepy mustache and resembles drisis

John:That guy committed the drisis!

by Bentoboy June 7, 2020

Clitted down

When a girl fucks a guy with her huge clit

Me: hey did u hear ronson got clitted down? He’s such a pussy

by Draymon Cream November 4, 2020

committed to the bitch

When you say something mean that you regret but you double down because you can't unsay it.

"I couldn't believe what I had just said, but I threw out another insult for good measure because I was already committed to the bitch."

by Izulkara March 14, 2021

Committed Campbell

The art of soiling oneself, when presented with the answer “no”

“Boyfriend wouldn’t let me drive his car home from a heavy nights drinking, so I pissed myself in the driver seat” - Now thats A Committed Campbell

by Robbie Codder January 1, 2026

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021