Caillou is a shitty-ass kids show which has a piece of shit is the main character. He is known to infest people with diarrhea-based cancer. He's an annoying, stupid piece of shit, who will only have his way. He was known to be the candidate for the Piece of Shit Party.
He's a cancerous turd.
He's a cancerous turd.
You wake up. You see Caillou there with a chainsaw. But he is so stupid that he shows it the wrong way, and he kills himself.
by Donald Caillou January 3, 2018
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Calla , pronounced like the golf company "CallaWay" but without the way. DONOT call her Kayla she absolutely HATES that. Calla is named after the Calla-Lilly flower. She is shy but once you get to know her you can't shut her up. Calla is very beautiful, she has a great laugh, every girl wants to be her and every guy wants her. She is stylish & very caring. she is a nurturer, she is the best wife you could ever want or have. She is extremely loyal, Calla is very sensitive and emotional, Calla loves hard and puts her all into everything that she does. She never forgets so whatch yourself. Calla knows more than she lets on, so if your lying DON'T. Calla loves her friends and her family very much. Calla is a very hard worker and puts her mind to everything she does. She is kind and sweet but if you question her or make her angry watch out. She is very stubborn, that is one of her downfalls, Calla is also very creative. She is an amazing kisser and great in bed. Calla is in general a wonderful human being and will help anyone who needs it even if she doesn't like them very much. She never wants to see her loved ones hurt. She is always the prettiest girl in the room just like the flower she is named after. Calla is always the favorite, in her family, with her friends and even in school. Calla is Calla there is nobody on earth like her, she is one of a kind and when you meet her that becomes very apparent.
Calla is such a great person!
Calla-Lillys are such beautiful flowers!
I wish I had Calla's confidence!
Calla-Lillys are such beautiful flowers!
I wish I had Calla's confidence!
by Professor at UofT June 15, 2019
Get the Calla mug.The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.
In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.
Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.
In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.
Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.
Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.
Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.
I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.
Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.
I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.
by I Love Mr PhD July 9, 2010
Get the Barney Calhoun mug.Caillou is a little bald head ass dickhead that i used to watch when i was young asf. Caillou was on the OG Network Treehouse and Teletoon all that shit if he wasn’t i don’t even know it was a long ass damn time i watched this circle head shit. According to my calculations wtf am i saying i just searched this dumb shit on Google Wikipedia this little boy is 4 years old. And you maybe Caillou lovers are probably like why are you insulting Caillou, What did he to do you, Why are you mean to him and that bs. This dude is a straight up whiner i don’t know if i typed that right but you know what i mean this guy whines about every single shit let me tell you what i mean. I’m actually not gonna tell y’all what episode and what season cause as i said it’s been a long time i didn’t watch this dumb shit but i remember what happend and i’m sure you will too. Ok, he was in the bathroom playing with his toys i think then his dad walked in he told him something about "We’re not going to the circus today, we are going tomorrow". Probably it wasn’t the circus it was maybe the Theaters or the zoo i don’t know, he said that then this mf kid starts crying like a baby i mean like he said tomorrow he didn’t say in 1 week or in 1 month or in 1 year, he said tomorrow and then started crying like a little bitch. My point is that when i have kids i won’t make them watch that ridiculous dumb ass bs.
by TSM_AK February 1, 2018
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