calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

Celebratio

Celebratory fellatio

"Congratulations, I think we should celebrate this with a spot of celebratio!" - meaning, something positive has happened, therefore celebratory dick sucking should commence. For example:

1. Pass driving test, get dick sucked
2. Come home from Afghanistan, get dick sucked
3. Has it been 25 years since Windows 1.0 came out? Lol at Steve Ballmer, and get your dick sucked...
4. Something else... and this is key: Get dick sucked.

by radioheadrule83 November 24, 2010

Bullish Celebration

The motion a dog makes when kicking out their rear legs in a triumphant, bull-like fashion following a toilet stop.

Unlike their feline counterparts, the canine species does not seek to hide their shame with a mock burial of their ‘doings’. The bullish celebration is a self-congratulatory act intended to show the world how proud they are of their work with the aid of a highly visible display.

by K9 Magazine August 18, 2006

Saucy Celebration

A McDonalds sandwich and a surprisingly fitting euphemism for sex.

"Hey you wanna go get a saucy celebration? I've heard McDonalds has them again."

"Hey babe, let's have a saucy celebration tonight"

"My saucy celebration had too much sauce and it spewed all over my face"

by mr.saucycelebration November 18, 2011

ultimate celebration

A cocktail comprised of 5 Hour Energy and bottom shelf champagne. Proportions are typically one bottle of 5 Hour Energy to one bottle of champagne. More aggressive partiers may consider a 1 part each mixture for maximum celebration.

The playa is going to be amazing tonight. Can you pour me some ultimate celebration?

by DRplaya September 11, 2013

victory celebration

The song added to the end of Return of the Jedi, replacing that stupid childish Yub Nub song.

Some Star Wars YouTube channels arguing:

Sam's Channel: Dude, I miss Yub Nub!

HelloGreedo: Me too!

The Unusual Suspect: Holy shit guys Yub Nub was so anticlimactic, Victory Celebration was better and you both know it.

HelloGreedo: Uh...

Sam's Channel: We do, but we won't admit it...

by Clark Nilson November 5, 2013

Touchdown Celebration

In the NFL, a touchdown celebration is performed by the runner after they make a touchdown. Usually dances or goofy interactions with other players or the crowd. Touchdown celebrations are now banned by the No Fun League.

Jimmy Graham dunked the football on the goalpost and bent it, an infamous touchdown celebration.

by agreensnowman April 10, 2015