colander

When one ear has so many piercings that is equal amounts holes and flesh

Damn that girl has colanders for ears!

by ColanderCook August 14, 2020

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Colander

A way to describe someone with a terrible short term memory.
The information "drains" out just as fast as it came in.

Person: Okay the code is 123.
Person 15 seconds later: Damn was the code 321..?
Person: Oh damnit I'm such a colander!

by GrooveTorped March 28, 2021

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Colander

You can drain rice. When it fills up, your most loved one is gone too! Share this to start a vegan life.

A: Have- have- have you seen the colander, I want to drain the rice.
B:Sure, it is in the garage.

by MIGegt October 15, 2021

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The sexiest family in the world. 200% Charisma and 150% pure sex appeal! Find one of the 3 brothers to be sure to have the best time of your life 😊. They come in limited edition and one of them is a bit young. But believe me, he is the future Chris Hemsworth!

La Calandrata, the men that you need.

Hey! Have you ever had the chance to even mention the name of one of the Calandris ?
Hell no! They are way out of my league!

by Calandri number 1 October 27, 2021

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Calandria

An often short state of mind where ones consciousness sits still in time, with no thoughts. A moment where one does not desire or fear anything.

Although most people experience it for a short while in between daily chores, some people stay in Calandria for longer through various sorts of relaxing exercises (meditation/breathing exercises/yoga...).

Person 1: Hey sir, have you been to Calandria?
Person 2: Yes, just this morning! After making myself coffee, I sat down and was there for a minute. I feel great!
Person 1: Calandria is real!

by Tchitan October 4, 2022

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