caffangry

Anger associated with the lack of caffeine.

I was caffangry this morning with my son before I realized that I hadn't had my coffee yet.

by MJohns July 15, 2018

Joe Calzaghe

The undefeated Legend Killer, Sir Joe Calzaghe(born 23/3/72) is a retired Welsh Boxer. Over the years, Sir Joe amassed a 46-0 record, beating names like Chris Eubank, Bernard Hopkins, Roy Jones Jr, Mikkel Kessler & many more. The Legend Killer is widely recognised as the greatest British boxer of all time, and would be recognised as one of the best the world has ever seen were it not for the fact that those Yanks haters simply don't like the fact that he whooped their boys Nard & Roy.
Calzaghe held the WBO Super Middleweight title for over 10 years, before vacating to move up to the Light Heavyweight Division, where he also enjoyed much success.
Sir Joe announced his retirement on the 5th February 2009, becoming one of the few world champion boxers in history to retire undefeated.

This Joe Calzaghe really is something else, forget about your Bernard Hopkins', forget about your Roy Jones', The Legend Killer has beaten them all and proven that he, without doubt is the best in the world

by calzaghelegendkiller August 29, 2010

josh caza

josh caza is a beast! he is definitly winnig!

random kid, "HOLY SHIT YOUR FUCKING AWESOME!!!"
josh caza: "Its because im jesus."

by jesuschrist the lord andsavior September 24, 2011

cafake

An establishment which poses as a typical 'neighborhood' cafe/bistro but is actually the impliment and extention of a vast corporate entity, the creation of which paradoxically threatens the actual independant cafes they were modeled on.
Usually found in bookstores, malls, and natual supermarkets.

See also: Starbucks, Au Bon Pain, Panera Bread, Seattle's Best

A) When she walked in, Sarah could tell by the rows and rows of vaccuum-sealed sandwiches that she had entered a cafake.

B) I always thought the Starbucks down the street was pretty legit, but then I went to Europe.

by oniondip October 26, 2006

Cafaful

When one is in the midst of a problem.

I like two boys at once, I'm in a cafaful.

by john markss September 10, 2011

cafart

When you force out a cough in attempt to cover a fart.

Jenny was so embarrased to let her gass pass in public that she averted attention with a wild 'cafart' which, thankfully eluded the crowd.

by soozer poozer March 5, 2009

cafader

A bottle or some sort of container you urinate in when you can't get up or are too lazy to.

John was driving across the country and in order to save time he urinated in a cafader.

by m0lk November 14, 2009