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croissant ass

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Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.
Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.
by David P January 29, 2005
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Croissant Neuf

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Brad: How was Sunday with Kelly?

Matt: Yeah. Strong. Didn't get up til 12. Coffee, OJ and Croissant Neuf.
by Eric Roberts June 25, 2007
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Croissant Shop

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A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.
A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."

B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"
by rajx September 17, 2010
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Croissant Fever

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When your homeboy will settle at nothing until he gets a croissant.
Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant
by SchemeCap January 10, 2018
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When someone has a curved dick and rearranges your insides with it.
"Damn, he didn't look like much but he dropped the croissant bomb last night and now I can't walk straight"
by Pastrypasties September 6, 2021
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French for ' Croissant on head '

actually means somebody doing a cow's horn behind ur head
Person 1: Croissant Sur La Tête again!
by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023
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croissant emoji

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a croissant emoji is a way of continuing a conversation without knowing how to
Person 1: Hey
Person 2:Hey
Person 1: My grandma broke her back
Person 2: :croissant emoji:
by Yaba Daba Doo! September 7, 2023
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