*cough**cough**sneeze* ye 

*cough**cough**sneeze* ye
when someones trim is so cold that you gain head top freezing.

commonly used when speaking about heir.
it,s a hazard

"have you seen that new barbers down ends ye, i herd the trims are so cold that you get head top freezing"

"*cough**cough**sneeze* ye"
when someones trim is so cold that you get head top freezing.

*cough**cough**sneeze* ye by mmmmsausage November 29, 2019

cough derps

(n. pl.) - When speaking in public, you experience a sudden coughing fit - but you try to talk your way through it, leading the audience to possibly hear something you didn't actually say.

Cough Derps in action:

What you said: "And so, you can see that *cough* 'is *choke* 's *hack* 'very *chork*"

What you thought you said: "And so, you can see that this rare situation occurs in every byte."

What the audience heard: "And so, you can see that his rate of masturbation is very high."

cough derps by The Real Egon Spengler October 5, 2013

Cough on 

Description of disgusting people in the wake of the Covid-19 Coronavirus pandemic, certain people with horrible etiquette in social distancing and/or individuals deliberately coughing or otherwise expelling breath wildly and inappropriately. (Similar to the insulting names, “jerk off” and “douchebag”)

Gross, did you see that woman? She’s a real cough on!

Cough on by Not-a-cough-on March 26, 2020

Cough fart 

When someone coughs and lets out a fart either accidentally or strategically at the same time.

When someone serendipitously farts while coughing and the cough masks the sound of the fart.

When someone coughs to hide a fart with devious intent.

As I was laying in bed I coughed and farted at the same time, then I asked my boyfriend what he'd just heard. He said "I just heard you cough." I smiled and told him to take a deep breath and that I just laid a cough fart.

Cough fart by SweetpeainSF December 3, 2010

Cough Splash 

1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.

2. Someone who you really do not want to be!

Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.

Cough Splash by 6515 October 31, 2011

Cough-n-plop 

The act of releasing a loud cough to cover up the fact that you dropped a big one on the toilet

Guy 1: "dude, I was sitting in the stall yesterday at the big game, when I heard another dude rip a major cough-n-plop" "too bad you couldn't come to the game, you would of loved the sound of it!"
Guy 2: " Dude." I was in that stall. "
Guy 2:

Cough-n-plop by Jules7 September 14, 2015

Cough and rally 

When you take a hit of weed, it makes you cough to the point you want to die, but you keep smoking.

I was coughing so hard but it was my turn in the rotation so, cough and rally

Cough and rally by Alexander Allen April 17, 2021