budget cuts

lowering a community's budget. the reason for all inconveniences in a community, often because there was not enough in the budget to fix it.

Bob:"Why do we have to pay for our napkins at our school cafeteria?" Joe:"Budget cuts, dude. School can't afford shit, so their charging their napkins and other stuff to try and make up for it."

by daman123125 November 6, 2010

Budget Fonda

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.

Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.

by Pbaddy May 15, 2010

Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008

Ramen Budget

A euphemism for being poor. As Top Ramen can be obtained for a paltry US$0.10/pack, it is widely regarded as the single cheapest meal a human can consume.

"Hey man, want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Can't. I'm on a Ramen Budget."

by icabod May 12, 2004

budge fudger

alejandro martinez

you are a budge fudger

by budgfugers2012 June 29, 2010

bludge

1.when you dont have to do any work eg. in class

2. when you just lay around all day

1.that was such a bludge lesson

2. i just bludged all day

by spamy April 5, 2003

bludgeon

the act of beating with a short object (normally a club)

Man! The cops bludgeoned the shit out of that guy when they arrested him.

by russian123 January 12, 2011