Poopy-Buttocks

Literal: Someone who still has poop of their buttocks after a bowel movement.

As an insult: Someone who is being mean.

I went to the bathroom. and there is poop in the toilet but no toilet paper. Emily definitely has a poopy-buttocks today.

Bob called me stupid. He's such a poopy-buttocks.

by NewYorkGiants3 June 2, 2011

dangly buttocks

Butt cheeks that sag to the floor.

I hate long and dangly things, like mom's buttocks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

chest buttocks

Synnonym for boobs. Often considered awesome and important by straight men.

Dude, check out the chest buttocks on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

smack buttocks

A Smack Buttocks is a male who has the tendancy to violently thrust his genitalia into another male partner's buttocks while a "smacking" sound is made by his testicles striking the partner's butt cheeks.

man, that pole smoker is a real Smack Buttocks!

by Big Wil August 18, 2006

Buttock-broker

Pimp

You better pay your money or my buttock-broker is going to beat you.

by Phil678 July 16, 2019

Buttock Mustard

The mixture of seaman and excrement resulting from anal sex

"I screwed my girl up the A-hole last night"
"How was it?"
"It was great but I got covered in buttock mustard straight after"

by dann2cv November 17, 2009

Juciy Buttocks

Juciy buttocks is a term used to describe someone with large, full buttocks.

Logan has such juciy buttocks

by chippiessandwich February 21, 2011