burgle

the act of climaxing (orgasming) and vomiting on someone at the same time.
A surprise attack.

Man! I burgled that biatch good last night! High Five!!!

by irene January 26, 2005

Noodle Burgler

Another name for a woman's Vagina.

Dude...I got my dick stuck up inside that noodle burgler

by J-Sa August 16, 2009

bum burgler

a way to describe a man who gives anal sex to another man without his consent.

"i went to the club the other night and i got followed home by a bum burgler!"

by carrie and vic May 10, 2006

Box Burgler

One who burgles boxes; of the vaginal variety. A lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher, bush hound, etc etc.

Sharon's a box burgler!
Really??
Yeah she totally licks vaginas..

by deanhendersonlives April 16, 2010

turd burgler

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.

lilys pastimes include turd burgling

by lily southam November 14, 2003

turd burgler

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit

Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher

by a lgx January 15, 2004

burgle

a funnier way of saying "steal", usually used in light conversation.

stems from the word "burglary"

Don't burgle any more of my fries!

He burgled my virginity.

by Mtown March 10, 2008