booty burglar

someone who robs the nookie from an unconcious, lifeless, sleeping partner in the middle of the nite.

The booty burglar broke in again last nite!

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

turd burglar

When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)

Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!

by Sidney Abello February 11, 2004

dick burglar

One who burgles dicks.

Chris is a cheese-eating, dick burglar.

by Mother of Pearl October 13, 2007

turd burglar

(UK) Slang for homosexual.

"Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!"

by - August 4, 2002

Candle Burglar

(v) When a girl is taking it in the ass doggy style, she then proceeds to clench her ass cheeks and sphincter muscles, and then crawls away, pulling the man who was doing the plundering behind her.

(n) One who candle burglarizes.

Last night my girl candle burglared me all around the house!

Oh I remember her, she's a candle burglar.

by A William October 23, 2008

Twat Burglar

Any individual with an incomparable prowess for seducing the female population.

"I'm not even gonna go out tonight if that twat burglar is going to be at the bar, there's no way you can run game when that guy is in the room."

by El Commodore May 3, 2010

turd burglar

yet another word for gay men

jeez joe is a turd burglar!!

by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003