Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

Red Bralettes

Hippie women or any woman take off their bras, throw them, and release them into the wild as a sign of revolt. This was set during the time of the 1960s where women would not wear bras and throw them away to steer away from the basic housewives stereotype.

Down goes the monarchy and we shall set these Red Bralettes ablaze.
I’m going to take my Red Bralette off and become a true WO-MAN!!!

by The Feminist August 22, 2022

turd burgler

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

by Kiser August 29, 2003

Ben Burnley

Ben Burnley is the led singer of BREAKING BENAJIM an amazing band cheek them out!!!Ben burnley is so fuckin sexy oh my goodness :p

Random person: oh my gosh who is that?
Me: thats the very sexy Ben Burnley form breaking benajim
Random person:yes he is one sexy beast

by Super S February 6, 2005

g'burgle

The sound your gut makes when you hold flatulence in and it feels like your insides are about to explode. Essentially the sound your entrails make due to an internal fart.

Fah Ting: *g'burgle* Sum Ting Wong Wit Mai Gut.

by bra bandit October 23, 2005

Burnley Purse

The female version of the burnley wallet wereby the insides protrude from the said she-grimace.

AWWW mate you just gaves our daughter a bleedin burnley purse!

by Julian Danielson September 12, 2006

Wank Burgled

Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).

"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."

by Smister Loan September 30, 2008