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Boredom Jerk

An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.
"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."
by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009
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Boredly

Def. One: To be doing something in a bored or sluggish fashion.

Def. Two: A word that most people think is in the dictionary, and causes said people to become rather frustrated with the English language.
"Now we're moving on to Calculus!" the teacher said with enthusiasm.

The girl looked at her friend and groaned. "Yay," she said boredly, in a very sarcastic tone.
by MyPseudonymIsMyPseudonym September 23, 2009
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Definition of my everyday life, I'm at home rn, I'm bored
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boredom

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?
by Z October 3, 2004
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I am bored

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me bored

you are bored. that is why you are searching this up
you cant. you just say it like that "me bored''
by AnAkiNSwaGWalKer May 21, 2016
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I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.
You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."
by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011
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