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Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.
Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.
by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009
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clam bumper

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"
by Spud January 27, 2004
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bumperstilskin

v.
to do a bump or to snort a drug.
Let's do some bumperstilskins and rave all night long
by A Guy Named Gal March 19, 2005
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bumperfucker

Someone who drives too close to your rear bumper, or someone who gets in front of you only to go slower than you.
I feel like driving a tank and squashing all these bumperfuckers!
by Simple Simon Says January 19, 2007
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Bumper Lovin

1. The act of tailgating WAYYYYY too close to the car in front of you

2. the person behind you is wayyyy too close for comfort. in a car

A short stop by the car being bumper loved in both cases can result in being/doing the rear-ending
Driver: Yo ! this car behind me is mad close, they keep bumper lovin !
by H-Carr March 8, 2009
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bumper humper

a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.
"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"
by Mommypoo January 1, 2012
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bumper cunting

Lots of aggressive sizzering that leads to vaginal brushing and bleading.
Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!
by marshn115 May 11, 2015
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