tom bumpkin

a very well dressed potato bear thing

omg i’m gonna marry tom bumpkin

by notlauren October 11, 2020

bumpkin man

A bumpkin boy that has recently had sexual relations with a women, for the first time.

Bumpkin Boy had sex with a women?!
Well congratulations Bumpkin Man!

by SteezusClaus April 18, 2008

Royal Bumpkin

When a man is getting head from a girl and he shits on her chest while she is doing this.

Michael gave the royal bumpkin to that fine bitch named Aisha last night.

by Shitbomber April 19, 2009

country bumpkin

A hardworking person who lives outside town and speaks with a long, soft Southern drawl.

And I said "Hello country bumpkin, how's the frost out on the pumpkin? I've seen some sights and man you're something. Where'd you come from country bumpkin?"

by Dylanv April 17, 2006

country bumpkin

A word often used by a person outside the southern region to define people from the South

"You from Tennessee?? So you a country bumpkin."

by EyeA March 30, 2004

fuzzy bumpkin

n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet
2) A cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature

1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy bumpkins.
2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.

by coprez May 23, 2004

country bumpkin

- someone usually from the midwest, whom lives in a small town but does not live on a farm and do all that labor. usually on the poorer side.. but have a very posative view on life.

- a kid whom has grown up in a small town of the midwest , whom moves away for a bit, but always comes back to the home town. usually for the familiarity of it all

-umm myself and others from the small iowa town we live in

by jugga_lizzle November 19, 2004