muffstache

A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.

Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache

by Con-are-tist April 30, 2006

muffstache

After eating out a woman's vagina the eater has some of her pubes stuck to their upper lip.

Linda Evans: "Ohh baby that felt sooo good!"

Tony Danza: "You're welcome."

Linda Evans: "Looks like you got yourself a muffstache though."

by Brick Riggid January 7, 2010

Buttstache

The random hair right above the buttcrack.

Chad has a major buttstache!

by Inappropriate Amy February 4, 2022

Buttstache

A visible "mustache" in your butt crack from excessive hair.

The plumber was sporting a massive buttstache.

by BenHYukonOK February 12, 2022

Busstache

The hair surrounding a boys anus.

My Dad prefers when I shave my busstache

by Dreadgnarr April 3, 2022

Muffstache

Similar to the mustache that can sometimes be found on the face of a man, a muffstache is also a patch of coarse hair, only instead of being found on the face of a man, the muffstache is located just above a woman's genitals. Also known as female pubic hair.

Frank: "Yo Carl! Tara finally let me go down on her!"
Carl: "Nice man! How was it?"
Frank: "It was awesome, other than the fact that she had a muffstache, and it kept tickling my nose!"
Carl: "What? Tara doesn't shave her vag? Tell her to shave! It's not 1804 anymore."
Frank: "Yeah, I definitely have to say something!"

by Miss Hell Kitten February 21, 2023