Brofest in Bed

When two or more straight men lay in the same bed together.

Dude #1: Is it gay that I took a nap with two of my friends in my bed yesterday?
Dude #2: No it's straight. It's a Brofest in Bed.

by Aaron "Im not a faggot" Carter July 5, 2010

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Brogesterone

(noun) - a steroid hormone released by the mans deferens, during periods of intimate bromanship, that facilitates the engrossing of the corpus cavernosum resulting in a broner.

Mark and Todd spent Sunday afternoon together at the football game, and as the afternoon progressed, with both sharing pleasantries and enjoying a few alcoholic beverages, their levels of brogesterone steadily increased.

by kropwniski May 24, 2010

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brotastic

Bro's + Fantastic = Brotastic!

Head Bro: Hey man, all the bro's are getting together to watch Dane Cook and play game cube, wanna join?!

Odd Bro out: Yeah man, sounds Brotastic!!

by Tommy Gatewood October 21, 2009

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Brotesman

A person that is a friend of yours.

A slang mixture between man and bro.

Hey Brotesman you think you can pass me the remote?

Question: Did you just rip one?
Response: Grossman Brotesman

by Le'Braut August 12, 2009

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Brotect

To be protected or protect a male friend from a women.

That bitch Sydney tried to invite Greg over... Good thing I brotected him by bitch slapping her.

by galbaugh13 December 1, 2010

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Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

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