To defriend someone on facebook on their birthday when you don't care to wish them a happy birthday.
"I just pulled a birthday defriend. He totally won't notice since he'll be so distracted by all the 'happy birthday!' comments posted on his wall."
by its_just_easier February 27, 2012
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It's your Presidential Birthday Dan. You're 35 now so, put your pants back on, stop acting so jackassy and finish those tequila shots..Mr President.
by SuckABallYall January 13, 2017
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Short for when you go out by yourself and celebrate your birthday by binge-eating at every single greasy, fast food establishment you can hit, later winding up with painful and uncontrollable diarrhea, also known as binge-shitting.
I had all of my favorite double bacon and onion ring laden cheeseburgers and cheesecake at each and every one of the burger spots around town to celebrate my birthday but quickly found it may have been overkill ‘cause I was doubled over and blowin’ birthday brown before sundown.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
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Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
Get the big ol’ birthday fart mug.The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
by wolfiebean January 8, 2019
Get the You're not invited to my birthday party mug.Doesn't matter what day her birthday is, a birthday whore sucks up the whole month and makes it her birthday. You begin celebrations on the first of the month and end the festivities 4 am (or whenever the bars close) the last day of the month.
by hotbaby514 June 10, 2012
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