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WELS order bride

When a young couple who are members of the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod get married to offset the chances of being separated by a divine call. With no clue of where their future will take them, WELS males move fast in finding a WELS female who they work quickly to become serious with. WELS females consider it true love and agree to marry for the same fear of being separated.

WELS order brides come primary from Martin Luther College in New Ulm, MN but can be seen throughout much of the church body. Desperation plays a big factor in WELS order brides. Most WELS order bride couples live in the midwest no more then 3 hours from where they grew up.

Signs of a WELS order bride are a short dating period which worries their family members, thinking that Martin Luther College is a real college, having kids right away and following it with bad parenting, and having no financial education.
Peter: "Joe proposed to Mary after only 5 months of dating."
Paul: "Yeah, Joe just wanted a WELS order bride knowing Mary is the only one that will ever love him"
by Racist_ Lighting June 3, 2015
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mail order bride

The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.
Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.
by xntrc October 12, 2005
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brised

Having been circumcised - from the Jewish ritual bris
All Jewish boys are brised on the eight day.
by urbanboi July 7, 2009
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Bridesmaid

1. A woman who is The sister I never got, a best friend in every way possible, an amazing lady who I want to share my special day standing next to me
Anna-Lee ferris will you be my bridesmaid?
by Wedding08/06/19 January 11, 2017
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Russian mail-order bride consolidation play

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Bride Brain

A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.
Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).

Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.
by bluemoonbride January 26, 2010
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Bridey

an adjective meaning easy-going and down to earth. also naturally beautiful but doesn't flaunt it.

p.s. it can aslo mean a tad bit emo (in a really good way)
Dude, check her out she's sooo bridey.
by Jean-Claude Pierre February 10, 2009
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