bedtime nazi

A person who is really strict about when you should go to bed / wake up.

Man, Joe was really a bedtime nazi this morning. Made me wake up at 6 AM.

by CptFalcon November 25, 2014

Breastie

A best friend of yours that has the same breast size as you

Kim: Hey look, it's my breastie Emma. Let's go say hi!

Mark: Breastie?

Kim: yeah, she's my bestie and has the the same breast size as me.

Mark: let's forget we ever had this conversation

Kim: Agreed

by I've got nothing better to do May 28, 2016

Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.

Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.

by Mmmmmmmmtoes December 27, 2021

Breastige

Having large or otherwise attractive breasts, making a woman breastigious.

That woman has some serious breastige.

I attend only the most breastigious universities.

by InfrequentWorder October 28, 2008

Bedtime hero

If you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you masturbate, a Bedtime Hero is the person you think about in order to become sexually aroused.

Ex. "Damn man Kat Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

Ex. "Damn man Kate Upton is my Bedtime Hero!"

by Bedtime Heroes August 26, 2015

breastmellow

A marshmellow that has incubated of a woman's brassiere.

Her breastmellow tasted great! It was still warm.

by SeanQ February 8, 2009

brentimer

a sexy SEXY palmtree

damn that brentimers FINE lol

by jaclyn January 10, 2004