bradderz

bradderz has a huge dick and is amazing in bed, if your a girl i advise you to fuck him ASAP and marry him quick ting

"omg bradderz dick is so HUGE!!!"

by anonymous August 5, 2021

Braided

When you are intoxicated, high and have dropped acid at the same time.

No flex I’m fucking braided.

by Coldhotdog July 5, 2018

branded

To be branded popularised by the movie Branded (2012) meaning a person compleatly unaware that he or she falls for every bullshit hyped up add or lastest fad campain on tv and in short is a marketeers wet dream!

"Dude, No i dont want to duck into maccas,look at yourself your branded they fuck'n own you"!

by tootncoote December 14, 2013

bradders

Doing a "bradders" is losing your rag over something trivial. regularly.

Lee did a bradders and threw his dummy out of the pram after losing a game of pool. again.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

bradders

a man possesing 'golden balls', to fix anything upon contact

Tim: I cant get an erection!
Dave : let me rub it for you..........
Tim: Holy crap its worked!!! A FOUR INCH MONSTER!
Dave: Pulled a Bradders!! Touch it.. and it works!

by Ron Burgundys ball sack May 17, 2007

Bradden

Cocksucker in German

Bradden = cocksucker

by Paieiksjz May 25, 2019

Red Eyed & Branded

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.

Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.

by Qoylurani October 31, 2010