Benjamin Brockman

The most amazing person you will ever meet. One of the most brilliant minds in the world and has a micro peen. Even though he has this the girls love him yet he always gets rejected. He also is amazing at sports and has broke the record for the largest boner.

“When I see Benjamin Brockman I want to hit him in the face.”

by Johnny Deltha January 9, 2019

Mrs Brockman

a fucking control freak of a teacher like damn woman relax it's not the end of the world if I have my phone out for 2 seconds

Omg she took my phone, she's such a Mrs Brockman

by kill me plz :'( November 12, 2019

Cody Blackman

He is a sexy motherfucker who likes gaming

“Hi I’m Cody Blackman do you like gaming, I sure as hell do”

by TheCodyBlackman May 14, 2021

Cheesy backman

Someone who has Cheeto looking earwax and lots of “bacne” (back acne)

“Why does that guy look so gross?”

“Oh, he’s just a cheesy backman, don’t mind his orange earwax and acne.”

by romolusben April 20, 2023

Square Square Blackman

A clear mix-up between Vanilla Ice's "ice ice baby" and Stevie Wonder's 70's hit "Black Man"

This is a common mistake when two 3-dimensional cubes are poorly scribbled on paper scraps, with a black silhouette in shape of a sketchy man is thrown in.

This is especially easy to confuse while in cabins.

Damn, Earl, it's snowing really hard outside. Omg, is that a picture of that famous 70's song, "Square Square Blackman??"

by The Lyrics Expert March 15, 2011

blackmans meat

heroin addicted looking white girl that dates black men

she looks like blackmans meat

by jo turner March 4, 2004

Brickman Steamer

When your needing to shit so bad that you pull into 7-11 and you can’t make it in. So you stick one leg out the car and let it run down your leg in the parking lot. You go home to clean up and leave a steaming trail all the way into the house.

Vicki tells her sister on a car ride “pull into 7-11 real quick I need to take a Brickman Steamer.”

by Jones Good July 11, 2022