bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."
2. It sometimes also has a human face.

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?
2. "Erica the bovine was scaring all of the children"

by zgam1234 May 12, 2013

bovilitis

The uncontrollable urge to moo when driving by, or seeing a cow or a herd of cows.

I had a sudden attack of bovilitis while driving by a cattle farm.

by Mikiss September 26, 2010

bovine scatologist

It is one who enjoys playing with cow shit/

My friend friend majored in Computer Science and became a bovine scatologist.

by Bo Welch January 25, 2005

bovine fecal matter

the clinical way of saying "bullshit"

Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."

by DocCullors August 7, 2012

Bovidarian

The class of vegetarian that only eats fish and chicken, pridefully refusing any and all red meats.

I thought you did't eat meat?
No I'm bovidarian, not vegetarian, I eat fish and chicken?
...
pussy.

by erryonehatininthisclub October 13, 2010

bovine wine

Defined as a glass of fresh cows milk.

"After last night I had way too much alcohol so tonight I'm just having the bovine wine."
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"

by MrMagnesium January 5, 2014

bovine tit-piss

Milk. The piss of the cow's tit.

I intend on relaxing with a slice of fruit cake and a tall glass of bovine tit-piss

by Clownboy October 23, 2007