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Bovidarian 

The class of vegetarian that only eats fish and chicken, pridefully refusing any and all red meats.
I thought you did't eat meat?
No I'm bovidarian, not vegetarian, I eat fish and chicken?
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pussy.
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Bovarian Cream 

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.
After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.
Bovarian Cream by JonkersAK October 30, 2015

Bovarian Peppergrinder 

Masturbation technique requiring two fully functional hands. The hand on the bottom is twisting one way, while the hand on the top is twisting the other, like a pepper grinder.
"Dude, I whipped it out in Wal-Mart the other day and gave myself a Bovarian Peppergrinder until I came all over the 5.99 DVD rack!"

Bovatarian 

One who is dedicated to the welfare and protection of bovines.

Pertaining to the saving of cattle or to the alleviation of suffering.
He opted for vegetables instead of beef to support the bovatarian cause
Bovatarian by Doveye February 18, 2011

Bovarian Barking Spider 

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

bovarian 

A fat German woman.

From the English bovine and, of course, Bavaria, the southern province of Germany.
Did you see Jody's new girlfriend? She's a real bovarian!
bovarian by In Google We Trust March 29, 2005

Bovarian Napkin 

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.
If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!
Bovarian Napkin by Perkins Crew June 23, 2009
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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