Bovidarian

The class of vegetarian that only eats fish and chicken, pridefully refusing any and all red meats.

I thought you did't eat meat?
No I'm bovidarian, not vegetarian, I eat fish and chicken?
...
pussy.

by erryonehatininthisclub October 13, 2010

Bovarian Cream

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.

After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.

by JonkersAK October 30, 2015

Bovarian Peppergrinder

Masturbation technique requiring two fully functional hands. The hand on the bottom is twisting one way, while the hand on the top is twisting the other, like a pepper grinder.

"Dude, I whipped it out in Wal-Mart the other day and gave myself a Bovarian Peppergrinder until I came all over the 5.99 DVD rack!"

by Robert Ramathorn October 23, 2007

Bovatarian

One who is dedicated to the welfare and protection of bovines.

Pertaining to the saving of cattle or to the alleviation of suffering.

He opted for vegetables instead of beef to support the bovatarian cause

by Doveye February 18, 2011

Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012

bovarian

A fat German woman.

From the English bovine and, of course, Bavaria, the southern province of Germany.

Did you see Jody's new girlfriend? She's a real bovarian!

by In Google We Trust March 29, 2005

Bovarian Napkin

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.

If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!

by Perkins Crew June 23, 2009