Bovidarian
Bovidarian by erryonehatininthisclub October 13, 2010
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Bovarian Cream
The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.
After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.
Bovarian Cream by JonkersAK October 30, 2015
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Bovarian Peppergrinder
Masturbation technique requiring two fully functional hands. The hand on the bottom is twisting one way, while the hand on the top is twisting the other, like a pepper grinder.
"Dude, I whipped it out in Wal-Mart the other day and gave myself a Bovarian Peppergrinder until I came all over the 5.99 DVD rack!"
Bovarian Peppergrinder by Robert Ramathorn October 23, 2007
Bovatarian
One who is dedicated to the welfare and protection of bovines.
Pertaining to the saving of cattle or to the alleviation of suffering.
Pertaining to the saving of cattle or to the alleviation of suffering.
Bovatarian by Doveye February 18, 2011
Bovarian Barking Spider
A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
Bovarian Barking Spider by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012
bovarian
A fat German woman.
From the English bovine and, of course, Bavaria, the southern province of Germany.
From the English bovine and, of course, Bavaria, the southern province of Germany.
bovarian by In Google We Trust March 29, 2005
Bovarian Napkin
The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.
Bovarian Napkin by Perkins Crew June 23, 2009
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