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Brittle Battlebones Syndrome

When a person plays Battlefield online so much they get Carpal Tunnel
Joseph could not participate in the Battlefield tournament due to Brittle Battlebones Syndrome.
by apachebeard February 1, 2015
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Bottlebaby

noun

1. Newborns and infants who are not breast-fed by their mothers or wet-nurse from birth; children bottle fed with man-made formula, cow, goat and other non-human milk.

2. An adult syndrome, neurosis or psychosis associated with fixation on female breasts caused by not being breast-fed; the condition can cause adult males to stare for hours at images of exposed female breasts, preferably in-person but usually on video while spanking the monkey. This affliction has caused the loss of millions of hours of relational and professional productivity; and has subjected the owners of these splendid protuberances to fawning, gawking and general harassment for a glimpse at the much sought after nipple and aureola.

3. A grown animal that you rescued as a newborn, and you bottle fed in the absence of its mother.
1. His mother's breasts did not produce any milk, so he became a bottlebaby from birth.

2. The bottlebaby couldn't get a good look down the waitresses' top because she was wearing a leotard.

The bottlebaby was sucking so hard on her tit she thought her nipple would rip right off.

Bottlebabies get a little chubby when the top meat is exposed, a full-blown erection at the sight of a nipple and a pearl jam eruption when she manipulates her boobs in any way; but preferably by pinching the nipple and gently pulling the breast away from her body, releasing and repeating.
by pointcomfort June 14, 2011
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bottlejob

somebody who says i will do that then makes up excuses to get out of it
me; you coming to the most awesome offroad site in the uk

bottlejob; yeah deffo im up for that

me; night before you still coming tomorrow

bottlejob; its playing up going to try fix it later

shame i already new he had planned a day out with the mrs what a BOTTLEJOB
by mr bottlejob thornton September 26, 2010
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bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Arsenal FC because they have bottled top 4 and the Europa League. Haha They are so shit. Come on Chelsea #COYB
Phil: You gonna watch any footy this week?
Steve: Yeah, gonna watch the bottlejobs lose the Europa League final and top 4.
by ChelseaFan4Ever May 31, 2019
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Bottlejob

A wanker named smith who backs out of sporting events at the last minute cos he’s a pussy
Smith just because it’s windy and your wig might blow off doesn’t mean you can be a bottlejob
by Wigger1869 March 12, 2019
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Bottlebanking

The act being caught by the head, whether voluntarily or through coercion, in a bottlebank, those most commonly used to recycle glass. The bottlebankee is then submitted to some form of sexual abuse or pleasure (depending on the situation), before being abandoned/rescued.

The origins of this practice are unclear, as are the motives for willingly being submitted to the stench of stale alcohol or other festering liquids whilst suffering molestation, however it is often linked more toward a homosexual activity than a heterosexual one, as described in the British sitcom 'The Inbetweeners' in Series 3.
I was walking through McDonald's car park last night when my head was forced through the green glass recycling slot and I was thoroughly raped. I later found out that I had been subjected to a practice usually known as Bottlebanking
by Queefoooo October 26, 2010
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bottle boy

I'm sorry i didn't mean to be so nasty it was just so funny! I'll be nicer to u in da future. sike. see ya at school!
by Zoe May 5, 2005
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