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Swagger Booster

A folded piece of paper in one's back pocket placed so that it is slightly visible used to draw attention to one's butt.
I use a swagger booster for the ladies so they check out my rump.
by Chilu November 29, 2011
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Christ-boosted jizz geyser

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.
by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007
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Boosting Cars

The same definition as above, but it wasn't shot to common use in the Fast in the Furious. The term was actually introduced in Gone in 60 Seconds, a movie about a man blackmailed into stealing 50 extremely rare cars.
Car Booster: Man, that Gone in 60 Seconds movie inspired me! I'm gonna start boosting cars myself!
by Mr. Makuniru May 19, 2016
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Boosted

The act of stealing or pick pocketing, usually in reference to stealing a car.
Jimmy boosted the porsche at the mall.

Jon boosted the goods from mary's room.

Someone boosted my wallet!
by Z November 9, 2004
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bootenant

A military slang term that is the combination of the military slang word for new guy (Boot, or Barely out of training) and lieutenant. A Bootenant is an LT who is fresh out of training and assuming command for the first time. Full of book knowledge (though often not even that) they are a unique combination of overconfident and incompetent. Their attempts to be authoritarian and dominant are undermined by the fact that they often have no idea what they are talking about and lack any actual leadership skills or experience. Since he is fresh out of training usually the NCOs under him have far more hands on experience and time in service but are still legally required to obey whatever he says while saluting him and calling him sir. Bootenants will often try to compensate for their lack of actual leadership skill or hands on experience by over-enforcing petty regulations that have no effect on the mission. A Bootenant can run the risk of being known as a Regulation Ranger.
Corporal: Did you hear the bootenant spend 45 minutes just telling everybody not to wear white socks?

Sergeant: Yeah, Isn't he the one who stutters and forgot to tie his own boots yesterday? What an asshole, I can't believe we have to do whatever he says.
by TCAT1117 November 17, 2018
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swollen boosterseat

Noun---the act of having to drive yourself to the hospital after being "pink-socked"
Not remembering the night b4, Jackie went 2 her car 2 find out that she had a swollen boosterseat, and spent the rest of her day in ER.
by Martian12 February 21, 2014
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Faxe Kondi Booster

A danish energy drink (way clear of Monster). It's like a wet dream in your mouth, nothing less than delicious. A must buy if you go to school.
Mathias Lyhne is the king of Faxe Kondi Booster
by LionPussy35 September 23, 2021
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