boner

the feeling you get when you listen to deftones

person 1: i was listening to deftones just hoping i didn’t get a boner but i did!!

by deftones lover September 13, 2021

boner

1. an erection (the state of the penis sticking out and becoming hard). A boner can be caused by blood streaming in the penis.
2. a careless mistake

I was embarrassed when I had a boner during my interview,

by KyleTheChoux May 17, 2015

boner

to get a big, hard dick

I got a boner when I kissed her

by I Am Osum July 17, 2015

boner

A DICK FULL OF EXCITE

Person 1: "There's going to be a surprise but I'm going to not tell you until it's too late!"
Person 2: "Dick."
Person 1: "A dick full of excitement!"

Person 2: "So you're a boner?"

OR

Person 1: "What's a boner?"
Person 2: "A dick full of excite."

by Alycia2000 November 3, 2016

boner

a middle schooler's worst nightmare and a geezer's best friend

popping boners is very healthy...there shouldn't be so much gosh darn shame in it.

by Texas Man October 21, 2017

boner

A really stupid or dumb mistake.

Kid: Sir can i have a pen? I forgot mine.
Teacher: No pen again? Kid, you need to stop making all of these stupid boners.

by LeilaSP April 2, 2019

boner

A snowboarding trick where the rider stands straight up, similar to an erect penis, while in the air

I just popped a sick boner over that jump

by Ben Clorite January 10, 2006