boner

the feeling you get when you listen to deftones
person 1: i was listening to deftones just hoping i didn’t get a boner but i did!!
by deftones lover September 13, 2021
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1. an erection (the state of the penis sticking out and becoming hard). A boner can be caused by blood streaming in the penis.
2. a careless mistake
I was embarrassed when I had a boner during my interview,
by KyleTheChoux May 16, 2015
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to get a big, hard dick
I got a boner when I kissed her
by I Am Osum July 03, 2015
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Person 1: "There's going to be a surprise but I'm going to not tell you until it's too late!"
Person 2: "Dick."
Person 1: "A dick full of excitement!"

Person 2: "So you're a boner?"

OR

Person 1: "What's a boner?"
Person 2: "A dick full of excite."
by Alycia2000 November 03, 2016
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Kid: Sir can i have a pen? I forgot mine.
Teacher: No pen again? Kid, you need to stop making all of these stupid boners.
by LeilaSP April 02, 2019
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popping boners is very healthy...there shouldn't be so much gosh darn shame in it.
by Texas Man October 21, 2017
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A snowboarding trick where the rider stands straight up, similar to an erect penis, while in the air
I just popped a sick boner over that jump
by Ben Clorite January 11, 2006
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