The act of hijacking someone's Facebook status through posting a massive amount of random comments in a conversational format.
This requires at least two people, as solo Status Bombing just makes you look like a dick.
Status Bombing should not resemble 'spam' in any way. Comments should range from intelligent debates to deep philosophical exchanges. The more subjects you can encompass with a single bomb, the more glorious it is.
Bombs may include made up statistics and data, and all grammar and punctuation must be correct.
This requires at least two people, as solo Status Bombing just makes you look like a dick.
Status Bombing should not resemble 'spam' in any way. Comments should range from intelligent debates to deep philosophical exchanges. The more subjects you can encompass with a single bomb, the more glorious it is.
Bombs may include made up statistics and data, and all grammar and punctuation must be correct.
Example of a recent Status Bombing
Victim: "i wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges..?"
Bomber #1: "3.52 cm"
Victim: "oh ok thanx."
Bomber #1: "No problem."
Accidental enabler: "would there be less 'ocean' if there were no jelly fish??"
Victim: "ummm, dont get it?"
Bomber #1: "No, but the water level would be a bit lower."
Bomber #2: "You have to compensate for all the fish that those jellyfish would have killed, so removing the jellyfish might make the ocean levels rise slightly."
(Now it's on)
Bomber #1: "If you want to get technical, you must consider the socio-economic ramifications of pirates on shipping vessels off the Somali coast, and their proportional fish vs. jellyfish impact ratio."
Bomber #2: "Since part of the reason for the uprising of the Somali pirates is due to the overfishing of foreign vessels off their coast, it could be said that, since the pirate vessels are quite small in comparison to that of the foreign fishing boats, an increase in pirate activity would lead to a small increase in ocean levels."
Bomber #1: "It goes deeper, though. The decrease in available fishing water for Chinese fishing vessels (the most prolific) has lead to increased fishing and production in the yellow sea. This, in turn, has led to vast environmental changes, sparking mass spawning of giant Nomura's jellyfish (surveys suggest many billions of the 220kb behemoths). This by far outweighs any fish volume related water increase. All the fish in the Yellow Sea are being eaten, leading to a small decrease in water levels. However, this is outweighed by the aforementioned increase in jellyfish, thus leading to a large increase in global water levels.
Bomber #1: "Besides, it's impossible to 'get rid' of jellyfish anyway, killing or netting them causes them to release millions of self-inseminating eggs."
Bomber #2: "Why not just put sterilizers in the water that only affect the aforementioned cnidarian? Or perhaps one which affects both jellyfish and people? Over the long term, it would cause a rapid decrease in China's population, thus reducing the need to fish in the first place (and thus reducing their carbon emissions, allowing the planet to recover slightly)."
Victim: "AAAA SHUT UP!!"
Bombers to each other: "Status Bombing kicks ass."
Victim: "i wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges..?"
Bomber #1: "3.52 cm"
Victim: "oh ok thanx."
Bomber #1: "No problem."
Accidental enabler: "would there be less 'ocean' if there were no jelly fish??"
Victim: "ummm, dont get it?"
Bomber #1: "No, but the water level would be a bit lower."
Bomber #2: "You have to compensate for all the fish that those jellyfish would have killed, so removing the jellyfish might make the ocean levels rise slightly."
(Now it's on)
Bomber #1: "If you want to get technical, you must consider the socio-economic ramifications of pirates on shipping vessels off the Somali coast, and their proportional fish vs. jellyfish impact ratio."
Bomber #2: "Since part of the reason for the uprising of the Somali pirates is due to the overfishing of foreign vessels off their coast, it could be said that, since the pirate vessels are quite small in comparison to that of the foreign fishing boats, an increase in pirate activity would lead to a small increase in ocean levels."
Bomber #1: "It goes deeper, though. The decrease in available fishing water for Chinese fishing vessels (the most prolific) has lead to increased fishing and production in the yellow sea. This, in turn, has led to vast environmental changes, sparking mass spawning of giant Nomura's jellyfish (surveys suggest many billions of the 220kb behemoths). This by far outweighs any fish volume related water increase. All the fish in the Yellow Sea are being eaten, leading to a small decrease in water levels. However, this is outweighed by the aforementioned increase in jellyfish, thus leading to a large increase in global water levels.
Bomber #1: "Besides, it's impossible to 'get rid' of jellyfish anyway, killing or netting them causes them to release millions of self-inseminating eggs."
Bomber #2: "Why not just put sterilizers in the water that only affect the aforementioned cnidarian? Or perhaps one which affects both jellyfish and people? Over the long term, it would cause a rapid decrease in China's population, thus reducing the need to fish in the first place (and thus reducing their carbon emissions, allowing the planet to recover slightly)."
Victim: "AAAA SHUT UP!!"
Bombers to each other: "Status Bombing kicks ass."
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I got bob back for taking my pencil the other day, i totally used the art of tuba bombing, you should see the bruise he has on his head :)
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The denunciation of opponents as "Racists" for the purpose of silencing dissent, winning an election or discussion.
Part of a combined arms offensive which includes the use of "Guilt Strafing" (concocting elaborate tautologies the purpose of which is to remind white people of slavery, taking land from the Native Americans, and being, for the most part, descendants of legal immigrants.).
Used separately, R Bombing is frequently deployed by "community activists" in order to intimidate and de-legitimize opponents. Often used to de-rail discussions in which factual material is trumping emotional appear.
Sharpton and Jackson and the acknowledged "Curtis LeMays" of R Bombing, but groups such as La Raza, Southern Poverty Law Center and NAACP have dedicated "Wings" of R Bombers who are deployed throughout the media during campaign season and for high profile crimes.
The denunciation of opponents as "Racists" for the purpose of silencing dissent, winning an election or discussion.
Part of a combined arms offensive which includes the use of "Guilt Strafing" (concocting elaborate tautologies the purpose of which is to remind white people of slavery, taking land from the Native Americans, and being, for the most part, descendants of legal immigrants.).
Used separately, R Bombing is frequently deployed by "community activists" in order to intimidate and de-legitimize opponents. Often used to de-rail discussions in which factual material is trumping emotional appear.
Sharpton and Jackson and the acknowledged "Curtis LeMays" of R Bombing, but groups such as La Raza, Southern Poverty Law Center and NAACP have dedicated "Wings" of R Bombers who are deployed throughout the media during campaign season and for high profile crimes.
Example 1:
Protester: Do not reward criminal behavior! No Amnesty for illegal immigrants!
Counter-protestor: You are Racist! (R bombing) White people stole this land! (Guilt Strafing) You are against latinos coming here for a better life! (R Bombing) This country was build on the backs of immigrants. (Guilt Strafing)
Example 2:
Press spokesman: The two suspects were black males in their early 20's and round 6 feet tall and were last seen...
Community activist: Dat's Racist! Why you got be sayin' they was black? You a Racist!
Example #3:
Protestor: Illegally entering the country and taking advantage of the benefits which apply to citizens is just like breaking into someone house and stealing from them.
Counter protestor: That is Racism! (R bombing)
Protestor: Statistically, Mexicans are over 70% of illegal immigrants.
Counter-protestor: Those numbers are Racist and you are promoting Racism by bringing them up, therefore YOU are a Racist. (an R Bomb Clusterfuck)
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Protester: Do not reward criminal behavior! No Amnesty for illegal immigrants!
Counter-protestor: You are Racist! (R bombing) White people stole this land! (Guilt Strafing) You are against latinos coming here for a better life! (R Bombing) This country was build on the backs of immigrants. (Guilt Strafing)
Example 2:
Press spokesman: The two suspects were black males in their early 20's and round 6 feet tall and were last seen...
Community activist: Dat's Racist! Why you got be sayin' they was black? You a Racist!
Example #3:
Protestor: Illegally entering the country and taking advantage of the benefits which apply to citizens is just like breaking into someone house and stealing from them.
Counter protestor: That is Racism! (R bombing)
Protestor: Statistically, Mexicans are over 70% of illegal immigrants.
Counter-protestor: Those numbers are Racist and you are promoting Racism by bringing them up, therefore YOU are a Racist. (an R Bomb Clusterfuck)
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