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Bojangle

Noun. Bojangle (plural brojangles)
One who has been shaped by a series of maladaptive sociosexual traits for not less than twenty five years ; one who has turned to error as a result of a nonexistent or underdeveloped sexual organs; one who has turned to a twisted sense of values or morals entwined with self harm/degrading and generally frowned upon cuckoldery in order to relate to their shortcomings; A person whose sexual habits are not considered acceptable.

Synonym: (slang) Boje, Pleasure Bean, Leee’s property

Antonyms: alphamale, lovable, hung.

Usage: That Bojangle was trying to spy on us while we changed clothes; A Bojangle assaulted Maria with its tiny pleasure bean; Leee the sadistic homosexual hasn’t got himself a Bonjangle since 1991; Roddey is a Bojangle and so is his son; As you can see, the Doberman has been held captive by a Bojangle.

Usage notes: In contemporary usage, Bojangle is usually understood to refer to a sexually perverted person who turns to a particularly dark form of perversion, and feigns a persona of emotional and spiritual enlightenment while attempting to harm their ugly genitalia. A Bojangle will emit unsettling energy detected most potently by Pug dogs. Traditionally the word was mainly associated with persons of false religious beliefs, cultism, self delusion and a deep hatred for their inability to be liked, loved or tolerated by any person whatsoever.
I haven’t seen someone pretend to be happy, yet loathe themselves and hurt their sexual organs for the pleasure of post op transsexuals since 1991 - they are a Bojangle
by Boomboomman2608 June 18, 2021
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BOJANGLES

by VANE July 9, 2006
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bojangles

Anything that hangs of the body, whether permanant or temporary.
Zounds! My bojangles have been caught!
by $1|) June 3, 2007
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bojanglement

originally created by maser. the act of beoing ridiculous, redonculous, crazy, outrageous
matt thinks hes cool, haha thats bojanglement
by john doeskimegihui March 19, 2007
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bojangling

1 to chill out
2 casually make your way somewhere.
so what have you been up to?
oh you know, just bojangling

i'll just bojangle my way on over to student union for a grilled cheese.
by Pachunka May 6, 2006
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that's bojangles

a term used when something is totally upsured or unfair. a substitute for the word "bullshit" in some cases.
we never got to study for that test. that's bojangles.
by fucka mother May 13, 2007
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bojangles

A Rap/Hip Hop song performed by Pitbull
"If you don't know her name it's cool call her this:
Jiggy jiggy, call that girl bojangles. "
by MisterCity May 8, 2006
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