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bling ho

A fat, loud ghetto skank festooned with gaudy jewelry usually obtained from any number of her baby daddies.
Leroy yelled " I told yo dumb bling ho ass I was not the baby daddy " when Maury announced " Leroy, you are NOT the father!"
by Konga December 28, 2008
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geek bling

Geek bling is a term referring to computer parts worn as jewelry. It is generally ostentatious such as a net card hanging from a necklace but can be subtle as well, often used is a memory stick placed on a keychain. The term was coined by a student of Oak Hill Academy when the members of a Microsoft class took to wearing various computer parts from old computers on their key chains or lanyards. Any previous origins are unknown. It is alternately referred to as 'geek bling-bling' or on occasion '111001110' (binary for 'ice'). There is also classic geek-bling such as bowties and pocket protectors, as everyone knows pocket protectors are the pinnacle of geekdom.
Me: Hey, check out my geek bling.

Basketball player: That ain't bling, that's just geek.
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E-bling

A new term coined for crappy websites with a bunch of shiney or flashing images. Usually appear as borders of a picture or flashing text.
"Look at the e-bling on this crappy site, makes my eyes bleed"
by Nate180 September 30, 2007
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Blingo

blingo orangesoke. very famous person(real)
person 1: wow did you see blingo's new tweet
person 2: yes, it was very funny i am laughing
person 1: please get some therapy
by dreamshart May 21, 2022
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blingage

The act of having "bling-bling"
Man, you gots some serious blingage going on there.
by Doc May 22, 2003
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Turd-Bling

Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.
After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.
by hippie2011 January 9, 2011
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