Verbal Blueballs

When you're ready to yell at someone after they make one more stupid comment, and they somehow keep you from finishing, leaving you in a rage and ready to snap on anyone

I was about to make her cry if she said one more stupid thing. I was just waiting for it, but then she apologized and walked away. Now I've got verbal blueballs so watch yourself

by Scopehound December 4, 2010

blueballa

One who is blueballed. Usually used sarcastically as if getting blueballed is such a feat that only a balla could accomplish it.

Person 1: Man, I was almost there and then she just stopped riding me.
Person 2: Aww shit! You da man! You're a fuckin blueballa!

by Velocirapper May 19, 2009

blueballs

when helen cant finish ryan off

i got blueballs its so sore

by banter ficker June 21, 2016

Spring Blueballs

What happens in April when you get dosed with some sexy 70-80 degree foreplay. The snow is melted and spring has come at last! But Mother Nature ain't givin it up that easy. Just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks.

Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.

Some Chick -"I can't believe it's snowing today and it was 75 yesterday."

You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."

by Gannon Hester April 26, 2008

blueballs

A painful aching in the testicular region resulting from prolonged dry-humping.

"After rubbing on her jeans for half an hour, my nads turned into rice pudding and I threw up due to the extreme pain of my blueballed condition."

by 2Old4This July 25, 2004

blueballs outside

meaning really cold outside

"Dude it's totally blueballs outside."

by chris atcherson February 12, 2006

blueballs

A painfull feeling to your testicals (also called balls). Your balls turn blue. This can be caused by dry humping.

Blueballs is a painful and my balls are blue

by Ble February 15, 2006