Bloopy

Adj. An object that is past it's prime, saturated with time, ready to be tossed out

That old avocado is getting really bloopy.

by iamastrategist March 22, 2019

Blooty Salon

Blue- tee sal- on: Refers to salon services administered by a non-certified individual. Usually done by self, friend or relative, in a home setting. Often with mixed to disastrous results.

Why is your hair orange and patchy?

Because I got it done at the blooty salon, my cousin helped me.

by Toffiffay July 21, 2020

Blooty

Fat ass

I wish I had a Blooty

Goin to gromos house hope she doesn’t comment on my blooty

by Fat ass jeremy October 25, 2020

Blooptimistic

a person who is always going on about how godly, and amazing some people can be but, tend to be a bit of an airhead constantly losing brain cells and having typos in their sentences.

Miss pain is such a blooptimistic sometimes, so sweet but like how do you misspell “what” lol

by skye.ck August 27, 2021

Bloopy Poopy

Don’t eat the blue takis

Bloopy Poopy - Clean your toilet

by Not Mitz November 23, 2021

bloopt

A slight sound that goes like *bloop*
The t at the end is added for the sound of the closing of the word.

bloopt

by Aighttttveo March 7, 2024

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018