blumph

to recieve a BJ whilst dropping ass (taking a shit, doing a dump)

I'm needing a shit, do you fancy giving me a blumph?

by johny 86257 July 2, 2006

blomping

Receiving head whilst one is taking a shit.

"I got a well good blomping last night."

by swedishnitro June 2, 2008

bolmph

That thing I rammed up yer ass last nite!!!!

DUN NEED IT! I say you don't need it 1! 20

by ZachDuhMonkey October 18, 2004

Blumphie

A obese Female.

1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad
what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?

by Bumble510 January 23, 2009

Blomp

To show excessive affection for on one's blog. From glomp and blog.

Guy: "Man, have you seen how much Sarah's been talking about Jim on her blog?"
Girl: "Yeah, she totally blomped him."

by Shrapnelwolf April 20, 2010

blowphobia

The fear of giving and/or receiving any type of oral sex

Mike- "Dude I tried to get a blow job from Lexie but she wouldn't blow me"
Stan- "She must have blowphobia"

by haha_noo July 14, 2014

Blomp

fat belly made of pudge

if someone has a blomp it means they have fat-ish belly but they are not actually overweight.

by Matt (Blompcube) May 8, 2005