Blotted

to be under the influence of blotter acid.

Im so fucking blotted right now i just wanna go on a baby punching spree.

by JustCallMeKOBE December 22, 2009

Blitzed

This means that you are so fucking high! You have smoked at least 5 joints, and some blunts(ya!!)...It Just means that you are so high! Live On!
420,
The High Society!

Yo, I'm so Blitzed!
Fuck..I'm A Blitzted Out Bitch!
Punk Ass Blitzer!

by Jenny September 26, 2004

Blitzed

the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public

My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny

by Jarl Blitzen April 10, 2020

Blitzed

the most intense sex you can have while high

Beani and i were so blitzed last night

by chimera012 June 11, 2013

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

blinted

as opposed to blunted(getting ripped from a blunt), blinted is to get ripped from a hooka or water pipe.

lyrics from redman:

"i keep my hookie tinted to ride around blinted"

by spliff master June 9, 2003

Blifted

Blifted; The perfect high, or in the perfect zone, calm, chill relax.

"Dude last night I smoke a Quarter of that purple kush and got blifted to the perfect zone.

by Fresherswagg94 November 11, 2011