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Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")
by Caustie January 30, 2015
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Blistering Bo sticks

Beware I chop ya up with meh blistering bo sticks!
by Derek Gieni February 3, 2005
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Brothering

Similar to parenting, where parents carry out their duties as parents, this is where brothers carry out their brotherly duties.

The type of brothering depends on age: if you are an older brother, your duty is generally to embarass your sibling; if you are a younger brother, your duties tend to be to annoy your sibling and follow them around.
1 - My little bro hit me with some younger brothering earlier, so I decided to do some older brothering for payback.
2 - Yeah? So what did you do?
1- I embarassed the hell outta him.
by ReallyRealTalk May 25, 2010
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Blistering Bull

When a man's sexual reproductive tool is bruised and battered after some rough loving, he now has the dreaded "Blistering Bull". Most often caused by extended dry humping. Very painful, limits your sexual use for a few days, but usually comes with a good story.
"Man so I hooked up with that one chick, and let me tell you: crazy night! I mean it was wild and rough. But I woke up sore this morning, and looked down, and to my horror, sure enough, I had a big red Blistering Bull!
by Ken Griffey, Jr. May 18, 2007
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blingering

When someone stops by your cubicle for a quick question, which you answer, and then they decide to linger several more minutes for no reason, talking about random nonsense.
John asked for the PowerPoints, and I showed him where to find them, but then he blingered at my desk for another five minutes talking about the football game (I don't care about football). He's always blingering at the office and wasting people's time.
by Oat Potatoes December 2, 2014
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bishering

In sales - The relentless pounding of a prospect, often using catch phrases, until they buy a product or service.
I am going to be bishering the shit out of that guy until he hands over his credit card details or hangs up the phone.

this guy is such a weak dog.. he needs to buy or die... he needs a solid bishering
by busterMcbuster October 12, 2016
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Brathering

The German word for fried herring. It's pronounced "Braht-hehring".
"Magst du wirklich diese Bratheringe in der Dose?" = "Do you really like those canned fried herrings?"
by Osmone Everony July 4, 2022
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