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Bless My Phone

When a male asks a female to "bless his phone" He is asking for booty pics.
by Nova009 May 1, 2016
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Blessings

A Person that means a lot to the world.A gift that came from god.A person who makes your day better.And also is a funny person
When we pray at night that is a blessings.
When a people donate stuff to homeless that is a blessings.
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blessing the Ganges

colloquialism

In India, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much like pre-20th Century Europe, USA/CAN, etc. Indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when 'cleansing' themselves by 'bathing' in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled 'sacred' waters of the Ganges/Ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). Such (willful) ignorance eventually bites everyone in the ass. Ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism 'blessing the Ganges.'
Cop: "Seeing how your McDonald's bag and Bacon McDouble wrapper are still stuck to my windshield, you won't mind this citation for littering."
Dwayne: "Yo, that ain't trash. That's just me usin' my's Constitutional right to freedom of religion. I was blessing the Ganges, dolla' menu style."

Elizabeth: "Why are you coming back in from outside? I thought you went to the bathroom."
Elly-May: "There was too long of a line for the one stall, so I headed for the alley beside the bar and blessed the Ganges."

Thaddeus: "Um, was that used engine oil I saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when I was leaving for the farmers market?!"
Ted: "Naw, Cuz. I just used 10W/40 to totally bless the Ganges."
by Bachelor boB December 17, 2013
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blessed from behind

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bless my phone

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Blessing

Blessing is dark. But she pretty. Also mean and rude. She doesn't mess with people. She is really fun. She loves food and chicken. Also she is crazy. She is medium size not to fat and not to skinny. And she is flexible
Blessing is very interesting
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blessed in

Getting blessed in to gang, not jumped in or ( haveing the shit Beaten out of you for 30 seconds ) being blessed in means to be brought in to the gang without going through the beating. Being blessed in means you're probably close the the big homie ir have done great things in the past to help these people out.
Hey I was blessed in
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