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Pond Blaster

Dude I pulled a pond blaster last night!
by Here for the funny February 3, 2020
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booyah blaster

when you unleash a stream of booyah on a girls face
booyah blaster on your face!

i booyah blasted that girl last night!
by skonkalicous29 July 8, 2011
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Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
by jrk89 December 14, 2013
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arctic blaster

A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle
It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster
by Special Daniel December 20, 2014
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Cum Blaster

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.
She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.
by hitlersashes December 9, 2019
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Flutter Blaster

An extremely wet and explosive shit that sprays all over the toilet bowl.
Dude! I just ate some tacos last night and I'm feeling a mean flutter blaster coming on!
by Space Man Johnson June 16, 2011
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Beasters

Known as the "Lows of the Highs" this type of marijuana is the brick weed of Canada. Grown in mass quantities in British Columbia this marijuana is usualy striped of keif, sprayed with chems, thrown into bags, and shipped over to the U.S. where people can pay up to 40$ for 3.5g. This marijuana is NOT low grade pot compared to most of the weed going around. Though the high may be not quite as good as that from headies like sensi star and northern lights, you tend to avoid the confused, head-ache high that commercial pot gives you. If commercial weed gives you anything at all.
I smoke beasters only when there are no headies around.
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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