Blatantruthitus

When the female one is attracted to and oneself get flirty, make physical contact for even moderately short periods of time, or when the prospect of a relationship becomes real, one unfortunately becomes semi erect. Because of this, one has to distance oneself from these triggers and as a result, the moments that make progression towards a desired romantic and sexual relationship become short lived or cut out. This makes one appear timid, awkward and afraid. Therefore, the relationship with the female becomes more like a friendship. As a result of this, one becomes consumed by thoughts and questions about how and where the fuck up occurred. This makes one attempt to put pieces together to create a story that makes logical sense, yet is often only fictional, meaning one becomes frustrated at the female for something they didn’t do. This, in turn, makes oneself both love and hate the female simultaneously, not knowing which way to feel about her. If this stage lasts too long, it can create confusion and a swirl of emotions which can have varying effects, including: anger, depression and a lack of confidence (also known as tiny bollocks syndrome).

The man was a 60 year old virgin who had suffered terribly from blatantruthitus

by Blatantruthitus May 12, 2020

Bugatti Blasta

Bugatti blasta is that one raging kid that screams in your ears in espacio Mining.

The espacios heard Bugatti blasta scream at Angygram.

by Cubiclovesicecream May 24, 2021

beautarded

adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)

(After reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
"That's......that's.....beautarded. I love it."

by RotJ November 5, 2005

BEAUTACIOUS

Amazing, wonderful, possessing great quality

This food is beautacious. That outfit is beautacious.

by Monroe70615 November 16, 2006

Blatant

Most commonly used for 'obvious', but also just an adjective used as a sentence enhancer.

"You're looking quite blatant today!"
"Pscht, blatantly!"

by Jacki and Molly January 9, 2008

BLAMtastic

an expression used on Newgrounds.com when an Flash entry is considered incredibly bad and poorly made. It is then BLAMed, where in a review a person might call it BLAMtastic in their review of the Flash entry

"Man that last Dailytoon was BLAMtastic"

by JC103 August 3, 2005

Blata

A Blata "Blarta" is a type of mini motorcycle. Blartas are most commonly found being ridden by fat, inbred idiots, the type of people who call dinner "tea". If you're struggling to understand what I mean, think of the dumbest person you know, add a few chromosomes and multiply that by 100.

Look at that Blata go, leaving a trail of dribble behind it.. must be a Birkin.

by Randy Li Don, AKA Chinky Andy November 9, 2019