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Blastoise

The act of when you go under water and you fuck a minor and When you jizz you yell blastoise!
Girl:yes yes harder
Jizzes

Man:BLASTOISE!
by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019
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Blastoise

Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion
Blastoise, go!
by Hugog November 19, 2019
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Blastoising

Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk
I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday
by anonymous December 19, 2020
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blastodisc

Blastodisc-N used in everyday speech to replace the term "effing bitch" in mixed company where cursing would be inappropriate and usage might result in an undesired outcome such as termination of employment.
Originally the term was used to describe a blood component however the advances in medical science have rendered that usage obsolete, but it makes for excellent cover.
Example: (@corporate retreat)

That Blastodisc is my ex!
by Gardner1 March 15, 2022
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Blasteroid

Noun
Refers to a gun (preferably a pistol of some kind) of unusual size; A blaster on steroids; A Big Fucking Pistol; pistols of caliber/millimeters larger than .50/12.7mm.
Man, that’s a serious blasteroid… That poor dude’s torso is gone!
by The Real Real John Doe September 22, 2022
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blastoiseing

the opposite of charazarding throwing water on a person during tea time
he was blastoiseing all day
by slimeking280 August 10, 2024
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Blastoising

when you jizz in a woman and scream “Blastoise, use hydro pump!” while you shove a hose into her and turn it to full power
I’m gonna be blastoising my girlfriend tonight
by Jess223 April 16, 2024
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