Blastoise, it's party time

The lyric that should have been on the terrible song, B.Y.O.B, by System of a Down (Syndrome).

You: Blastoise, It's party time!
Blastoise: YEAH11!! AND WE DON'T LIVE IN A FASCIST NATION!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Blastoising

When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.

We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.

by MisterF15ter May 21, 2018

Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.

To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.

by Dhakian April 8, 2016

Blastoise

Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.

I accidentally Blastoised in my new bitch!

by Avery Fucking Price May 22, 2018

Blastoise

The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe

Bob: Did you see his Blastoise?

Helen: Yeah it girthy

by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018

Blastoise

The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.

“Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”

“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”

by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018

Blastoise

When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"

I was gonna give that Bitch a Blastoise but she didn't want a hose in the bedroom

by denser then you March 5, 2019