Blasphemy Slap

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

Bappy

A situation where you are happy, but you shouldn't be (inappropriate happiness)

For example, when you are at your own birthday and 9/11 happens then its a 'bappy' birthday

Tim: How was your weekend?
Jim: its was alright I suppose, but a bit bappy. Whilst, I was in shagaluf with the lads having bants, beers and baps - Fiona called me to tell me that she had been sleeping with Bill. I was devestated, but had to get back on to the sesh, so I couldn't be a downer.

by Bappy hirthday 2U September 19, 2018

blasphemy

Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"

by Kraizk July 31, 2006

Blaped

When you hit a vaporizer and smoke a blunt, and then become blunted and vaped.

"Yo dude did you hit that vape last night?" -Guy 1
"Ya man and after that blunt, i was blaped." -Guy 2
"Yeah I was so fucked up I was making up words and had the worst munchies!" -Guy 1

by Im stoned off my ass September 24, 2010

Blapper

bop jam good song

Hey did you hear walk it like I talk it. It’s a real blapper!

by Eseweiiii May 23, 2018

Sharticle blapping

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Blasphamaface

To deface a religious symbol/object by putting graffiti (any art that alters/mocks the meaning of it) on the symbol/object.

Derivatives: Blasphamafaced, Blasphamafacing, Blasphamafacer.

The hooligan blasphamafaced the jesus statue!

Get that yahoo, he is a Blasphamafacer of the lord!

Hey you, Blasphamafacer! Stop your Blasphamafacing!

by CelestinoD May 9, 2010