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Phillies Blunts

Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.
Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.

"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"
by Nick D August 16, 2004
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Shooting Blanks

Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.
Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.
by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017
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Bros with Blunts

When a kid pays for his mothers cruise so him and a bunch of friends can smoke a lot of blunts, in his house.
Tim: I'm so exited for Bros with Blunts
Eric: I just cant wait to fishbowl my room
by Oehlschlagel January 20, 2009
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bluntslide

a trick in skateboarding where the back truck goes over the obstacle and grinds on the tail
"I almost did a bluntslide down that handrail but I fell."
by brooks December 27, 2004
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Bluntskie

Let me tap the bluntskie
by Matt Fox February 28, 2005
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bantsponge

a follow-on term from the word bant. If someone is a bantsponge it means they are no fun, i.e. they are 'soaking up the bant'. yes its cheesy but we love it.
"look at him sitting in the corner by himself, hes such a bantsponge"
by sophie j June 16, 2008
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blasts

Doing a line of cocaine
I did so many blasts last night
by Joe Rodriguez June 25, 2005
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