Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.

Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.

by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010

blumperdecker

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking a shit in the back part of the toilet or otherwise known as an upper decker. For the desired effect you must ejaculate into the toilet bowl and leave unflushed semen in the toilet. Someone will see the semen and procede to flush it unaware that the toilet bowl will now be filled with shit. Its a perfect mash-up of the blumpkin and upper decker

My roomates wouldnt stop leaving the toilet unflushed full of piss so I left them a very surpising blumperdecker

by mypimppony May 4, 2015

Blamber

When a person becomes so involved in a conversation that he/she begins to babble and talk continuously despite having lost complete track of their thoughts. The person who is blambering will feel as if they know exactly where their train of thought is headed and are conscious of the direction the conversation is leaning when, in fact, they are not aware in the slightest of what they are actually talking about anymore. The speaker may begin to hurl incorrect facts and insulting opinions before even recognizing their own thoughts. This then can lead the conversation into a snowball of mixed emotions on both the sending and receiving ends.

Brianna began to blamber about how Justin Timberlake is the superior male figure in the world and this lasted for nearly 20 minutes before the one-sided conversation ended with her in tears and her friend incredibly confused.

by Ray Davy August 30, 2018

Nasty Blapper

A term commonly used in the southern part of America. It is used when someone is describing a very cool firearm.

“Check out my new nasty blapper, I just picked it up this past weekend!”

by shmunky November 25, 2022

blapper

A type of character created in the MMORPG City of Heroes. Blappers start out with the blaster archetype, which specializes in offensive prowess and long-range attacks but can't take as much damage as some others. However, the player then develops the powers of the character to boost their defense and melee attacks. The player basically tries to create turn the blaster into a scrapper, a tougher archetype specializing in melee attacks, while still enjoying the inherent offensive bonus of the blaster archetype.

Opinion of the effectiveness of such a strategy is mixed. Some insist it doesn't work, while others insist that they've had success creating such characters.

The word is a portmanteau of "blaster" and "scrapper".

what r u doin? get behind the tanks stop tryin to be a blapper

by Perceptor II January 11, 2009

Blumper

A blumper is a girl who takes a shit while giving a blowjob at the same time.

She was constipated and killed two birds with one stone by becoming a blumper last night.

by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018

Blamer-in-Chief

Nickname for president Barack Obama that came about later in his first term, when he shifted away from the inspirational rhetoric of his first presidential campaign and instead started blaming all sorts of other people or groups for his administration's failures and the country's problems when questioned, instead of manning up and taking responsibility like a real leader would. Initially, the blame for current failures was directed toward former administrations (Bush). The blame game reached new heights in Obama's second term when, during the partial government shutdown of late 2013, the president said repeatedly that he would not negotiate with other elected officials, and continued to place all of the blame and responsibility for the shutdown on others (notably, Republicans in congress) even resorting to highly inflammatory rhetoric. The Obama administration subsequently made many eye-raising decisions about what to keep up open versus what to close from the general public during the shutdown; these decisions appeared to be made to make the American people "feel the pain" of the shutdown who would have otherwise not noticed, and drum up anger and blame toward congress.

"Did you hear that the Obama administration gave permission for a big rally of illegal immigrants on the National Mall, but still has numerous other parks and monuments closed off to US citizens? I bet the Blamer-in-Chief will try to imply the open-air monuments were barrycaded by Ted Cruz, LOL!"

by psara October 9, 2013