The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.
Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.
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When in a dispute, claiming victory, after doing nothing to make you win. Then the apposing person not catching on that you didn't do anything. Thus they aren't in the knowing so you win.
by Josh Norris January 11, 2008
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"Did you see that chick walk by?" "Yeah, she had a nice ass and tits but was a total bagherface". "Yeah, i'd still fuck her though".
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Someone from another country who has E.S.L and talks to you everytime you get on a internet messanger program, without even giving you time to blink. They often ask a lot of useless questions such as "What time is there?", " Do you go to school?", and "What's the weather like there?" No matter how often they talk to you, their questions never seem to change.
paolo_ped2001: what time is it there?
paolo_ped2001: it's warm there?
paolo_ped2001: here is sunny warm but not windy now
avaanace:ahhh...blaher.
paolo_ped2001: it's warm there?
paolo_ped2001: here is sunny warm but not windy now
avaanace:ahhh...blaher.
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